December 7, 2009
You know how with some couples, you look at them and think, “wow, they really match.” They just…go together. Adrien Brody and his girlfriend…not so much. I don’t know what it is. It’s probably my own jealousy more than anything.

You know how with some couples, you look at them and think, “wow, they really match.” They just…go together.

Adrien Brody and his girlfriend…not so much. I don’t know what it is. It’s probably my own jealousy more than anything.

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November 28, 2009
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November 26, 2009
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November 23, 2009
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Maria Bamford! Love!

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November 22, 2009
Hello Tumblr. This is me on a date with Noel Fielding. Yup.

Hello Tumblr.

This is me on a date with Noel Fielding. Yup.

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September 15, 2009
Emma looking much more like a lovely witch than she ever has in the HP movies. Yum!

Emma looking much more like a lovely witch than she ever has in the HP movies.

Yum!

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Pretty much.

caragh:

The biggest reason to believe God is a myth is because I suffer from acne and I can detect the beginnings of crow’s feet when I do Clint Eastwood eyes.

I refuse to believe anything is so cruel as to give a 21 year old ailments that usually only affect teenagers or old people.

Glad to know I’m not alone.

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September 14, 2009
Oh, Chicago. What is it about you? When I thought I was going to be a part of you, I hemmed and hawed and dragged my feet. I pretended like you weren’t a nubile temptress. I convinced myself I would be miserable, and, truth be told, I probably would’ve been once winter set in.Now that my reason to be there is gone, Chicago haunts me. Follows me around like a stray cat you feed once.Maybe I’m just convinced that anywhere is better than here. Or I’m upset that I might never know what living there is like.Either way, I wish Chicago hadn’t left its brand on me.

Oh, Chicago. What is it about you? When I thought I was going to be a part of you, I hemmed and hawed and dragged my feet. I pretended like you weren’t a nubile temptress. I convinced myself I would be miserable, and, truth be told, I probably would’ve been once winter set in.
Now that my reason to be there is gone, Chicago haunts me. Follows me around like a stray cat you feed once.
Maybe I’m just convinced that anywhere is better than here. Or I’m upset that I might never know what living there is like.
Either way, I wish Chicago hadn’t left its brand on me.

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Let’s do this today.

Let’s do this today.

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September 12, 2009
Whatever happened to Saturday night?

Whatever happened to Saturday night?

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My cat is a badass, part 42890428.

My cat is a badass, part 42890428.

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